using katy perry lyrics to scare a friend
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
ARE THEY FUCKING PLAYING MODERN TaLKING IM CRYING
“you are not alone”
are you telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lady because headcanon accepted
She owns a sonic umbrella.
not to mention her carpetbag is BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
what if she’s doctor’s last regeneration
I am fully prepared to go along with this.
so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE GAG REEL
stepping in a puddle while wearing socks
You know you’ve been on tumblr far too damn long when this gif actually represents a feeling you empathize with
I’ve never seen anyone eating candy floss so seriously
"I am the oncoming storm"
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
i hope there’s netflix in hell
i fucking lost it at the one about swine flu