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my name is Kazael, or Kas. I will be glad to give you answers to any questions you have or advice if you so desire
i also write things and you may give me titles to add to the Book Titles List underneath its tag

chmchm:

notmadeofbeef:

improvisedchronicles:

a youtube user shares an opinion

 #can we get this on the cover of a book  #like one of those opinions from writers

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The reason Photoshop was invented

This will always and forever be hilarious.

reminderofwhereicanfindher:

fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO NOT PET

YOU DON’T PUT A DOG IN FRONT OF ME AND TELL ME NOT TO PET IT

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

madammaria:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

Totally not reminded of “Gyo” here, not at all. O_O;

Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.

New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.

When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”

- image (via thegestianpoet)

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

jaclcfrost:

look at this bird

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

nunnarynip-the-snippyvixen:

psycho-manties:

jumpingjacktrash:

monthofmay:

Redditor’s wife knitted a beautiful star chart shawl.

this is the pattern i just reblogged the ravelry link to, except they apparently left out the yarnover eyelets, and i think i like it better.

I NEED ITTTTTTT

I want this so much

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

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