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my name is Kazael, or Kas. I will be glad to give you answers to any questions you have or advice if you so desire
i also write things and you may give me titles to add to the Book Titles List underneath its tag

nunyahbis:

silentgiantla:

The 40 Most Breathtaking Abandoned Places In The World

I think you mean locations for the next silent hill.

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

ninjakato:

dyemooch:

64bitwar:

64bitwar:

tylergoulston:

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

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MOAR

I like all of these and would like so much more of them to exist.

Oh look, Michael bay does gifs now. 

helioscentrifuge:

traceexcalibur:

meme on me

macabrekawaii:

beckpoppins:

bigbigtruck:

postcardsfromspace:

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

I’mma let you finish, but the pinnacle of nerddom is actually this sequence in the fourth issue of the 2005 Giffen/DeMatteis/Maguire Defenders:

Do you know who those fashionable gentlemen are? They are Dr. Strange and Namor. They are hiding for Dormammu on a ravaged Earth.

Do their outfits look familiar? That’s because they’re the same motherfucking disguises Kirk and Spock wear in the 1967 Star Trek episode “City on the Edge of Forever.”

You know why Peter Parker looks so downtrodden on that bus in his shiny-ass horns? It’s not because he’s trapped in Loki’s body. It’s because he knows his cosplay game will never be this fucking on-point.

IMPERIUS. MOTHERFUCKING. REX.

*drops mic*

*moonwalks out*

oh my god

HOLD UP

THAT WAS NOT THE NERD PINNACLE EITHER.

the highest nerd reach was on march first, 1999 in JLA when martian manhunter went undercover as a japanese woman only to have his real identity discovered by bruce wayne.

Why is the name the giveaway and not the fucking space green pant suit? because j’onn chose to name himself after the real name of fellow martian sailor mars:

this means one of two things. A: the jla and the sailor senshi live in one universe and bruce just knows everyone’s god damn business or way more likely that B: BOTH MM AND FUCKING BATMAN HAVE READ/WATCHED SAILOR MOON AND ENJOYED IT ENOUGH TO REMEMBER HER GOD DAMN NAME. KEEP YOUR CONS PETER, AND GREAT CLOSET COSPLAY  BOYS, DID YOU FIND THAT AT A THRIFT STORE? TIME TO GET OUT THE WAY BECAUSE J’ONN AND BRUCE GOT ANIME TO WATCH AND THEY HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT.

Martian Manhunter: Agent of Love and Oreos, the pretty skimpy suited soldier of Mars! In the name of Mars, he will out nerd you!

This post is gold

conceptcookie:

Tutorial: Sketching and Simple Coloring by James McDonald

In this tutorial watch step by step how to take an idea, sketch it out and then color it out!

unpresentable:

Plot twist: everyone has a crush on you

inquisitorkali:

slugfucking:

askarandomkid:

impossiblenots:

allyphobia:

the ultimate war has finally began

*stands tall with cape flapping in the wind and sword in hand* My fellow Superwholockers! We shall fight a battle worthy of the warriors of Valhalla! Come! We shall join sonics and salt and shall use our knowledge to bring the Bronies to their knees. We shall force them to watch the burning of their fedoras! And we shall feast like Gods in the halls of the Tardis!

BRONIES, TIME TO FIGHT IN BATTLE! *raises sword* Who will win? Only time will tell! FIGHT WITH ALL YOU’VE GOT!

im sorry to tell you that you both lose

I think we all know how this war is gonna look like

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clint barton, a.k.a. hawkeye, became the greatest sharp-shooter known to man. he then joined the avengers. this is what he does when he’s not being an avenger. that’s all you need to know.

typette:

warriorofwellness:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

excellent.

I have a loft bed, it’s awesome, being sort of detatched from the rest of your room up on the top as you sleep is quite peaceful

would endorse to anyone who is under 5’5 :I

fyawn:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

stingingnetty:

Look at this sleepy nerd #lemongrab #leopardgecko #reptile #lizard #lizardsofinstagram

xanthippes:

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

thank you and bless you

ameliacantfindausername:

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

*claps with pans*

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

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